Cannot Be Serios

Sire: Rios

Dam: Cruella de Vil

Colour: Bay

Gender: Gelding

Age: 6 year old

Foaled: Oct 20th, 2013

Country: New Zealand

Silks: Purple, White Seams, Purple And White Seams Cap


Ms J Kluske-Hickmott, R Murray, A L Kirkwood-Scott, Gurners Bloodstock Co (Mgr: M A Ramsden), Carty Racing (Mgr: B C Carty), J Pratt, K Perry, A Perry, G Edwards & A Harris





Bay geldingFoaled in 2013

SireHussonetMr. ProspectorRaise a Native
RIOS (NZ) SacahuistaRaja Baba
2004Gussy GodivaLast TycoonTry My Best
DamCaptain RioPivotalPolar Falcon
CRUELLA DE VIL (NZ) Beloved VisitorMiswaki
  Getting ThereJungle Boy

RIOS (NZ) (Bay 2004-Stud 2009). 6 wins to 1600m, Wellington Guineas, Gr.2, 3d New Zealand Two Thousand Guineas, Gr.1. Half-brother to SW Roman Emperor. Sire of 37 rnrs, 17 wnrs, inc. SW Gaultier - Simply Invincible (H.K.) (WRC Levin Classic, Gr.1) and of Cannot be Serios, Regency Honey, Colchester, A Tad Leica, Baymax - Baemax (Aust.), Happy Place, Del Rios, Go by Rio, Jackwin, Jade Elite, Gothenburg, Quietly Angry, Trigger, Chilli Boy, etc.


1st dam

CRUELLA DE VIL, by Captain Rio. Unraced. Dam of two named foals, both winners-

Cannot be Serios (g. by Rios). 3 wins. See below.

Del Rios (f. by Rios). 3 wins at 1200m, 1300m to 2016-17, 2d Waikato RC Cal Isuzu 2YO S., Rotorua RC Mills Reef Winery & Restaurant H., 3d Whangarei RC Face Value Magazine H.


2nd dam

EARNOUT, by Danasinga. Winner at 1150m in NZ. Half-sister to RHYTHM, TRISTACHINE, WESTERN MUSIC, Procure (dam of HIPS DON'T LIE). Dam of 8 foals, 6 to race, 4 winners, inc:-

Creston. 5 wins at 1600m, 1800m in NZ and Macau, Avondale JC H Dyke H., Counties RC D Jeffcoat Racing Stables H., 2d ARC Thomsons Frozen Foods 3YO H.

Perfect Athlete. 3 wins at 1000m, 1200m, HKJC South Wall H., Wong Chuk Hang H., Old Bailey H., 2d HKJC Pottinger H., Tin Shui Wai H., Somerset H., 3d HKJC BNP Paribas Cash Equities H., Sai Kung H., Cupid's Hit H.

Eprouvez. 2 wins at 1100m, 1200m, Waikato RC Hamilton Caterers Te Rapa S., 2d Counties RC Lone Star Pukekohe H.


3rd dam

GETTING THERE, by Jungle Boy. 2 wins at 2, WATC Gimcrack S., L, Minchinbury Champagne H., 2d WATC Barbarossa H., 3d WATC Queen's P., Gr.3. Blood-sister to Rich Inheritance, three-quarter-sister to Rapid Angel (dam of BORN WITH WINGS), half-sister to Bibiana Mist (dam of ACHTUNG BABY, TRANSPARENCY). Dam of 13 named foals, 12 to race, 11 winners, inc:-

RHYTHM (Bakharoff). 6 wins-1 at 2-from 900m to 2000m, NZ$61,875, A$83,630, HBJC Gold Trail S., Gr.3, SAJC Ansett Australia S., L, VATC Siren H., Hyland Sportswear H., 3d New Zealand Two Thousand Guineas, Gr.1, New Zealand One Thousand Guineas, Gr.1, STC Silver Slipper S., Gr.2, VRC Maribyrnong P., Gr.2, CJC Churchill S.H., L. Dam of-

Lord (Traditionally). 2 wins-1 at 2-at 1000m, 2100m, Manawatu RC Crombie Lockwood H., 3d Avondale Guineas, Gr.2, Waikato RC Kaatoon H.

Discreet (Deputy Governor). 2 wins at 1150m, 1200m, 3d CJC Welcome S., L, Waikato RC Hamilton Veterinary Services 3YO H. Producer.

TRISTACHINE (Sir Tristram). Joint third top filly on The 1998-99 Australasian 2YO Classification. 2 wins at 2, NZ$119,275, Waikato RC Star Way S., L, 2d Manawatu Sires' Produce S., Gr.1, Matamata Breeders' S., Gr.2, WRC Magic Millions Classic S., RL, 3d ARC Eclipse S., Gr.3, 4th Hawkes Bay Gold Trail S., Gr.3, Manawatu RC Eulogy S., Gr.3. Dam of-

Everlasting (General Nediym). Winner at 2, Waikato RC Esker Lodge Juvenile H., 3d ARC Eclipse S., Gr.3, Counties Challenge S., L, 4th ARC Karaka Million, RL.

Roc de Chine (Fastnet Rock). 2 wins at 1200m, 1600m, 3d Wairarapa Thoroughbred Breeders' S., L, WRC Anniversary H., L.

WESTERN MUSIC (Western Symphony). Winner at 2, VRC Maribyrnong Trial S., L, 4th VRC Maribyrnong P., Gr.2, VATC Tricontinental S., Gr.3. Dam of-

Ishkala (Zabeel). Winner at 2, VRC Misting H., 3d SAJC Queen Adelaide S., L, Carmelite Fathers 2YO H. Dam of-

SAPELLI (Flying Spur). 8 wins from 1000m to 1800m, HK$8,037,750, HKJC Premier P., L, Amber H., 3d HKJC Centenary Vase, L, Premier P., L.

Princess Baxaar. Winner at 1800m in Aust. Dam of-

THE ALFONSO (Magnus). Horse of the Year in Macau in 2015-16. 10 wins from 1000m to 1800m, A$193,810, HK$765,000, M$4,378,650, to 2016-17 in Aust. and Macau, Macau Derby, L, Macau Sprint Trophy, L, Macau Winter Trophy, L-twice, 2d Hong Kong Macau Trophy, L.

Tribal Beat. Unplaced. Dam of-

SIMON SAID - BEST OPPORTUNITY (Mac.) (Simonstad). 10 wins-1 at 2-from 1200m to 1600m, A$124,750, M$2,438,950 in Aust. and Macau, WATC Sires' Produce S., Gr.3, 2d WATC Karrakatta P., Gr.2, Crystal Slipper S., L, 3d WATC Challenge S., L, 4th WATC Perth S., L, NJ Way S., L.

Beat the Price. Raced twice. Dam of-

HENRY DE HORSE (Gambade). 8 wins to 1400m, A$232,250, Pinjarra Classic, L, WATC Budget Rent a Car H., 2d WATC Raconteur S., L, 3d WATC Miss Andretti S., L.

Procure. Winner at 1200m, STC Miranda H., 3d STC Monterey H. Dam of-

HIPS DON'T LIE (Stravinsky). 5 wins-4 at 2-to 1200m, A$526,450, STC Reisling S., Gr.2, VRC Ottawa S., L, Talindert S., L, SAJC Fulham Park 2YO P., VRC Schweppes Tonic 1000 H., 2d STC Silver Slipper S., Gr.2, 3d MRC Quezette S., L, 4th WATC Colonel Reeves S., Gr.3. Dam of-

ENNIS HILL (Fastnet Rock). Winner at 2, A$99,500, in 2017-18, MRC Chairman's S., Gr.3.

LAKE GENEVA (Fastnet Rock). 2 wins at 1000m, 1200m, A$635,500, MVRC William Crockett S., L, 3d ATC Golden Slipper S., Gr.1, MRC Blue Diamond S., Gr.1, ATC Silver Shadow S., Gr.2.

Azevedo (Helissio). 5 wins at 1000m, A$186,350, MVRC Puckle Street Newsagency H., 2d MRC Rubiton S., Gr.3, Sir John Monash S., L, 3d VRC Lightning S., Gr.1. Sire.

Acquired (O'Reilly). 7 wins-1 at 2-from 900m to 1600m, A$286,000, BTC Lysaght H., 2d BRC Dane Ripper S., Gr.2, Bright Shadow H., L, 3d BRC Juanmo H., L. Producer.

Procurement (O'Reilly). 4 wins at 1200m, 1400m, NZ$100,450, ARC 80's & 90's Party at Ellerslie H., 2d WRC Cuddle S., Gr.3, 3d Rotorua RC Arawa S., Gr.3, Waikato RC Sprint H., L.

Ocean of Tears. Raced once. Dam of-

NO MORE TEARS (Darci Brahma). 4 wins-1 at 2-to 1400m, NZ$161,700, A$30,000, ARC Mr Tiz Trophy, Gr.3, Soliloquy S., L, Waikato RC Star Way S., L, 2d Waikato RC Foxbridge P., Gr.2, ATC James HB Carr S., Gr.3, 4th Hawkes Bay Gold Trail S., Gr.3.

Luna Bella. Unraced. Dam of-

WEATHERLY (Beneteau). Winner at 2, A$106,200, VRC Talindert S., L, 3d ATC Todman S., Gr.2.


Race Record: 14 Starts 3-2-2 A$93,200.

3 wins from 1000m to 1600m, A$93,200, to 2017-18, ATC Membership H., MRC Chandler Macleod H., 2d ATC McGrath Estate Agents H., MRC Xmas in July at Highways H., 3d MRC Ladbrokes H.